Check your closet.

What’s so bad about item 1?

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

I think I have the same in-laws.

Looking forward to the impending lawsuit from NYC that Uber is clogging up data lanes. 

Citation needed.

This is the statement of someone who has never seen partially synchronized swimming.

I bought my car through CarMax with similar circumstances: rare model (e91 6MT ZSP), priced at or below market for that car (manual wagon markup is insane), and knowing the model and mileage, opted for the warranty. The warranty cost is prorated based on reliability, so if it is costing $3k or up, your model may be on…

I used to have a spare Saab for the days my e91 was problematic.  Yup, a car from a dead brand was more reliable than BMW. 

Or raised his billable hours rate.

That, and a pic of the button that changes “the wilderness of the noise" would be nice.  

At the tail end of the great recession, the private company my dad worked for was sold to a muuuch larger private company. The owner who sold the company addressed the concerned staff in a mandatory presentation, where he announced the news, and walked (or more precisely, danced) off the stage to this music:

JD & The Straight Shot. Mostly because at some point it means you were employed by James Dolan, and may be a Knick.

Week?  Month?  Who’s counting?

Well then get ready to be more bleakened, as we all got excited for his replacement, Devin Funchess.

In my city? It’s the PAC that forces the city to spend more money on legal challenges than on new infrastructure. Ironically this PAC also paid for the current representatives to get elected, then threw a fit when the elected officials wouldn’t alter the city plan to their whim (namely, a new theatre, in spite of…

Funnily enough, the Federal Correction Institute in Dublin, CA is not far away from a brand new Whole Foods.  It's not all cheery for her, though- she will have to walk by a Nordstrom Rack to get to it.  The horror!

1968 Dodge Charger and its regenerative hubcaps.

Christ Almighty the least they could have done was offer it in Navy Blue.

Those roads look like they haven't been touched since they were discovered by Christopher Columbus.