Al Davis is (was) Chief Wiggum.  The Ralph comparison follows.

They should have just slapped a ‘t’ on anything with a turbo. It’s what Infiniti used to do back in the day.

Year after year, move after move, hire after hire, the Raiders outdo their own capacity for abject humiliation, and every time you think they’ve bottom out, they bring in a new excavator.

This is the good kind of triple slider that produces some runs.

Related, there seems to be a hell of a lot of Christian colleges in the 616 area code.

Would one say “Father of the rapist Dan Turner”, or “Father of the rapist, Dan Turner"?  

And with that, a new script emerged for M.Night Shyamalan.

We are all Bret Stephens.

Is the charge port panel really battery powered?

Same here. It doesn't help that my YouTube TV search pukes on the slash in "/DRIVE", and "Drive" is a common enough term it returns thousands of results.

Get an Evo GSR.

The TurboX is great, but smallish for two car seats.

The 9-5 NG also used the same engine and drivetrain from the 9-3.  I never had an issue finding parts for my '06 (which had the same stonking engine as the 9-5 Aero). 

Reremy Jenner?

247,000 people? Tesla scoffs at that number, with their 45,000 employees and 300,000 beta testers.

More cute than fast, and still embarrass anyone it will pass.

After 4.5 years and 51,000 miles, the Turbo stops working.

Like an Avalanche.  And a wallet to keep your extra $10k.

Footloose was good for its time.

Well that’s just science. The mouse won't claw your uvula if it is awake.