Related, there seems to be a hell of a lot of Christian colleges in the 616 area code.

Would one say “Father of the rapist Dan Turner”, or “Father of the rapist, Dan Turner"?  

And with that, a new script emerged for M.Night Shyamalan.

We are all Bret Stephens.

Is the charge port panel really battery powered?

Same here. It doesn't help that my YouTube TV search pukes on the slash in "/DRIVE", and "Drive" is a common enough term it returns thousands of results.

Get an Evo GSR.

The TurboX is great, but smallish for two car seats.

The 9-5 NG also used the same engine and drivetrain from the 9-3.  I never had an issue finding parts for my '06 (which had the same stonking engine as the 9-5 Aero). 

247,000 people? Tesla scoffs at that number, with their 45,000 employees and 300,000 beta testers.

More cute than fast, and still embarrass anyone it will pass.

After 4.5 years and 51,000 miles, the Turbo stops working.

Like an Avalanche.  And a wallet to keep your extra $10k.

Footloose was good for its time.

Wow! The sceptic in me worries that it might be the default option that the data entry sales rep didn’t bother updating.

Agreed.

Where at in California? A Renegade was on my short list for small turbo MT fun cars a few years ago but back then dealers weren’t budging. I ended up with a Sonic HB 1.4L turbo 6MT at the time for a song. For a tall, open interior with lots of aftermarket support the Jeep was a close second.

I had the good fortune of living a block away from Canada’s oldest drive-in, and the poor fortune of health-conscious parents who refused to let us eat there. Nevertheless, The Chickenburger in Bedford, Nova Scotia was amazing in that it retained its nostalgia-like setting (50's art deco), and the menu didn’t give a…

Nobody is going to college with that plan, with the exhaust fumes from $5000 worth of Jeeps.

Similarly, attitudes like this is why my parents traded in their 442 and 305ci Monte Carlo for a series of dissapointments which included a first gen Dodge Caravan, an eighth gen Bonneville (with front-wheel drive!), and a Chrysler Cirrus.