An owner has got to be on some serious drugs to want to keep one of those running.

To live the full San Francisco experience of having your car broken into and shit stolen.

The bonus of this plan is that the kids now get to inconvenience and disrupt the people inside the restaurant as well!

Same goes for motorcycle helmets. The foam shell degrades over time, and safety standards test and certify to new materials only. The standards are always updating (DOT, Snell, ECE).

I blame Billy Ray.  Anything he produces is insufferable.

Wait- liquor comes in other kinds of containers?

243 lbs.

They should really stick to sports.

+1 deep cut.

Not only that, but the materials are not conducive to forming. It’s relatively easy to find someone to layout some granite or tile countertops over wood cupboards. Try finding someone to layout even basic (albeit lightweight) Formica/fiberglass/stainless steel, and you’re going to see a major price increase (plus toler…

What you call a distraction, Flores calls "an excuse". 

Noted.

The fun thing is there are dads who grind the day-to-day stuff and still would wipe the mat clean with this pro wannabe.

They all want to see her clean? Pretty sure she could clean their clocks in a one-on-one match any time, any day. And to be clear, we’re not talking basketball here.

A person with a head injury from blunt force trauma who also happens to be dead is the exact target audience for this joke.  Which is why he gets it and we all don't. 

The cop probably heard “calling Danica Patrick” and gave a ticket out of sheer concern on where King was getting his driving advice. Either that or the cop is a Bears fan.

Those cars are rightfully named as they are usually found being bad on the shoulder.

All this and a clean subframe. NP for a clownshoe to drive and let the tail run loose.

Well you could non-op it and forego the smog, just until it is made roadworthy again.

That's expected when the hitting coach is there telling him not to hit.