The fun thing is there are dads who grind the day-to-day stuff and still would wipe the mat clean with this pro wannabe.

They all want to see her clean? Pretty sure she could clean their clocks in a one-on-one match any time, any day. And to be clear, we’re not talking basketball here.

A person with a head injury from blunt force trauma who also happens to be dead is the exact target audience for this joke.  Which is why he gets it and we all don't. 

The cop probably heard “calling Danica Patrick” and gave a ticket out of sheer concern on where King was getting his driving advice. Either that or the cop is a Bears fan.

Those cars are rightfully named as they are usually found being bad on the shoulder.

All this and a clean subframe. NP for a clownshoe to drive and let the tail run loose.

Well you could non-op it and forego the smog, just until it is made roadworthy again.

That's expected when the hitting coach is there telling him not to hit. 

More likely cops are understanding for a car brand that has no qualms about showing them ze papers.

The "Plymouth" tag had me thinking it would be a link to a Prowler, which honestly would be a much better way to be seen in a neo-classic.

Top of that list should be a Morgan. 

Exactly. The two things that have worked in the past (bailouts and EV subsidies) were both specifically called out by Trump.

Bring back the Super Bee!

Slamming a kid for his hat choices? Should have been you, Nick Sandmann.

“Home of the brave”, as it takes real courage to assault a teenage boy from behind in a public setting.

Or it's one guy getting charged $2M and screwing up the average.

Fly? Dude’s gonna be driving his lifted Grand Voyager the whole way.

Growing up in Halifax, Nova Scotia, you wouldn’t think a small city founded by the British would offer much, but there is an amazing plate you can find there- the donair. It gets often compared to a Greek gyro, but I’ve had both and the donair is just so much more.  The secret is in the sauce, a sweet garlic sauce…

It all just sounds like we’re making a big deal over nuttin’.

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