Since 2000, to be exact. Who can forget the iconic C1?

Wait! There’s the Guadalupe River trail.

The 49ers also tried to bully a youth soccer club to give up their field to provide their fans slightly better parking. Meanwhile the nearby golf course remained unscathed.

And risk the glorious death of cooking in your car? Sure!

Oh great.  More MUKGA chuds.  

That franchise has managed to get that term to apply the team’s owner, management, and fanbase. If only there was a word describe that kind of statement.

My first car I bought had a beige steering wheel over a black interior; the color shift was from foundation from the previous owner who put on makeup in the car.

Right, but you are forgetting the welfare the city is providing for the six owners, who are barely scraping by pumping gas.

And destroy the urine and blood sample. 

Only thing missing is the sound of a tin can full of washers when the clutch lever is pulled in.

[Mitsubishi]: “Introducing the new 2021 3000GT... CUV!”

Why not?  They already spontaneously combust like a Kia. 

Is this for real, and will there be a SoCal Jalopnik Grand Tour coming?

An unnamed ESPN employee speaking anonymously about how a named ESPN employee was not authorized to talk about a former ESPN employee... who himself may not have been authorized to speak publicly about personnel matters.

Immediately after after: 110-year, $34.7 billion extension matched by NY Giants, naming him the starting kicker.

This is the problem with regional NBA coverage. This guy appears to get zero NBA news from Arizona.

“Sponsored by Dramamine”

Funny thing about these long commutes; if you’re stop-and-go on the freeway, you may as well reroute to the back roads and surface streets. During rush hour I find it takes the same amount of time to get from point A to point B, and the body and mind seem more invigorated upon arrival.

Just 672 pounds? Amateurs.

It’s the surrender cobra, realizing that only Boomers will buy this car and never drive it as it is intended.