And destroy the urine and blood sample. 

[Mitsubishi]: “Introducing the new 2021 3000GT... CUV!”

Why not?  They already spontaneously combust like a Kia. 

Is this for real, and will there be a SoCal Jalopnik Grand Tour coming?

An unnamed ESPN employee speaking anonymously about how a named ESPN employee was not authorized to talk about a former ESPN employee... who himself may not have been authorized to speak publicly about personnel matters.

Immediately after after: 110-year, $34.7 billion extension matched by NY Giants, naming him the starting kicker.

This is the problem with regional NBA coverage. This guy appears to get zero NBA news from Arizona.

“Sponsored by Dramamine”

Funny thing about these long commutes; if you’re stop-and-go on the freeway, you may as well reroute to the back roads and surface streets. During rush hour I find it takes the same amount of time to get from point A to point B, and the body and mind seem more invigorated upon arrival.

Just 672 pounds? Amateurs.

It’s the surrender cobra, realizing that only Boomers will buy this car and never drive it as it is intended.

So... even more Roy Wart sightings?

Great article!

Well he has no tack.

Eh, may want to check in on the whole "Turkey's freedom of speech" thing with Enes Kanter.

Around here, “Limit” means “Challenge”.

Which gets the question, why didn’t the seller bother cleaning it? And what else did the seller neglect to do?

I can’t stand regular golf (watching or playing), but now outlaw golf, that has piqued my interest.

The behavior could be curbed by locking the doors (which disables power to the switch). I was lucky that it was the actuator that was faulty, so replacing it fixed the problem. The more problematic cause is a short in the feedthrough bundle to the tailgate (under the rear spoiler), which happens as the wires fray on…

20 cars crammed into every place one could fit, 40 cars crammed where they couldn't fit.