It can be whatever it wants, but it better have "relax bro lol" on its label.

3) Stop selling tickets to infants and toddlers. Or at least to the lower deck.

And now we all await the president blasting “goalfish” on Twitter for calling him Mormon.

An oil stain on their shirt is a signature for most modern BMW owners.

Europeans contend with potholes and poor road conditions by a concept foreign to most Americans: taking the train.

There’s not a single Plumlee on the list, so it can’t be all bad.

Your mother is a genius. Can’t get rear-ended at a stop sign if you don’t stop.

Serial Rapist.

Well there’s your problem. Those instructions are in English only!

Paralyzed while trying to fellate himself while driving through Prairie Village, with his pants around his ankles.  Again. 

And in second place, Trae Young.

Why would you ever want a non-functional helmet?

Well that, and their promo shot choice of using a frickin mausoleum in the background.  What, a virtual graveyard was too on-the-nose?

$90,000!  Did you spring for the undercoat?

“I hold my ground.

It already has an LG4.

Sounds like a meaty beer at the taphouse.

“We don’t know which airbags went into which VINs, and we’re not going to recall all of them”

Excellent comment/username synergy

Austin, TX?  Which is too bad, cuz I could handle cockroaches.