Wait- grown up Hitler, or baby Hitler? This is really important to the premise, given that the Subway guy is in the room.

Throw a Preston Tucker reference back at them and watch them implode.

Also, it should be noted that Saab 9-3 cupholders are terrible. If you’re a Big Gulp addict, just move along.

To mirror Da Car Guru’s response, I never had an issue with getting parts. Even exterior trim pieces were readily available (I once replaced the rear window trim surround and got it new from eEuroParts). Some parts are GM cross-listed, so you can find them readily and cheaper (EGR valve and hood latch switch were two…

I did vTuner with my Aero 2.8T; same thing with the CA smog, always passed no problem. Also the customer support with vTuner was top notch.

I had an ‘06 Aero sedan. Lightly modded, and boy what a hoot! I would have kept it as well but the wagon lust bit me good. I ended up selling it to a friend who truly appreciates the platform along with the Saab quirkiness.

False.  The TurboX is a fantastic GM era Saab worthy of collector status. 

This is perfect for the a-team

See this is why I could never make it in Hollywood- My rational belief that vaccines work.  And by that I mean scientific proof.

Seasoned crab meat at that. 

Well it should be entertaining to watch their punter, Otm Shank.  I hear he has range! 

E91 is the wagon (E93 is the vert). Your config of E92 is the hotness, especially if it had the N54.

Or perhaps pro-peeing everywhere, so long as you're not naked, I guess.

If only our government was compromised more of lawyers, they could have done more to prevent this tragedy.

Universal health Care in Canada is so comprehensive. It even covers being butthurt.

The (not so) Great Masturbator

Is this service to fly in a chopper, or chop up an Uber, and regardless, where do I sign up?

Right up there with Model 3 owners color-matching their Aero wheels (it’s a thing!)

Until a Chrysler rolls up next to it.