Leave it to the Bucs to find a way to make an oil company that had been responsible for the biggest environmental disaster in U.S. history look good.

I’m holding out for the 2024 BMW X7, with 14-row seating!

I guess the load carrying capacity of the Spirit was taken for granite.

I miss getting a blister on my index finger every time I wanted to dial my family overseas. Bonus points for having to wait extra long for the return for each ‘9' or ‘0' in the rotary pulse dialer. Then to have the coronary when the inevitable long distance phone bill arrived. Such a time to be alive!

18.  Realize it's a Landau roof.

I’ve found Trader Joe’s has an excellent tonic, served in a small can for a great price. It doesn’t have the sweetness of Canada Dry or Schweppes, which is nice.

Plot twist- Splinter is a Norwegian rat.

Potato, Potatoe.

Sharpie over the dates. “’Best By’ Bingo” meets “Rancid Roulette”!

OveRbland.

Honda will just rebrand it as a “pre-cognitive supplemental restraint system - works as intended”.

20 IQ points dumber? If my learning is correct, for most of the Jalopnik commentariat that would mean they owe IQ points!

Less sorcery, more Sikorskory.

Or Moto Guzzi

You're right. They should bring back the Coupe DeVille. As a four-door SUV.

A Miata trailering an Ibiza. Sports car with a SEAT with plenty of room in the back.

Whatever it is, all mayo should be served in squeeze bottles, with the motto of "Someone could get squirt!"

Plenty of cars have boobs. They just happen to be the ones driving them.

It didn't seem like Cora stated anything about him playing or not playing for Puerto Rico, which is an odd thing to bring up. Chalk that one up to Stroman's fallacy.