Given the toxicity, this stuff isn’t meant to be used on aircraft, but deployed from it.

Well half a GT.  So you get the ‘G’, or the ‘T’.  Or the full GT, but only on weekends and every other holiday.

Post-game drinks at Mos Eisley Cantina.

Not even all defense so much as bad vanilla offense.

If the antenna works, great!  I live in a major TV market, and have been a cord-cutter for almost a decade.  However the mountain ranges and directionality problem prevent us from getting anything other than a PBS affiliate.  I've tried both an indoor and outdoor antenna with no luck. In the end it's a kludgy hack to…

Same here- YouTube TV subscriber.

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

Guaranteed to stall on the final drive home.  

The letters to the FCC are going to be fierce; this year’s performer showed both nipples!

Lonzo is the new Rondo.

Guerrero’s quack methods only work if the patient is a Duck Tolling Retriever.

“I, Donald Trump, Known Cheater..."

If it wasn't for poor style they'd have no style at all. 

And make it a shooting brake.

They’ll correct for it by adding weight and raising the center of gravity.

Better not hold out too long, or they'll get Lance Stephenson.

Finally, we have a replacement for when we run out of magnesium engine blocks to throw on the campfire.

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Would it hurt less if we said "He’s going to the Dubs"?

Even worse. He made the people of St. Louis double down on the Cardinals.