Have you seen him in a suit? The question now is if he has any bones in his body.

“If you look at the vehicle today, there’s holes all over the body,”

Reliable, stylish, AWD, that can handle your tall (and growing) son? I got you.

The real gem is when the interior door handles pop off!

Bentley Manual?  It’s what’s called out for BMWs.

If it’s anything like my Tahoe, that model has pop-out door handles too.

$7,902 per month for 60 months after a $100,000 downpayment.

You took the base-model interior in washed-out lighting to make your point to compare it to e-class and 5-series.

All that wood accent- in three places. Too flashy!

And they're in the same building.

BMW is content turning all their well-known failures into acronyms, much like their brand name. OFHG, VCG, HPFP, F30, etc.

And Cadillac is somehow going to win that war? Please. They can’t even beat the Germans.

“we hate us cuz we are us!”

There’s a pill for that condition. 

It happened again. I thought it was behind me, but the dreams came back. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. It haunts me. I forgot about it for years. But then I remembered that Toyota, that giant international car company, used the Brush Script MT font as its Supra logo. Toyota just highlighted “Supra”, clicked the…

A near-infinite number of Sam Rockwells could do it.  If they were standing on each other's shoulders. 

Maybe they’re three V’s in a line.  Ever think about that, smart guy?

Their own brand of interior fitment creaks and rattles.

And not paying his employees.  "Run the country like a business".  Indeed!

He looks Happy. Like Jon Favreau.