In keeping with tradition, King is yet another wise man giving out shitty gifts after Christmas.

An even better Koenigsegg? That would be Koenigsbacon.

Step 1 towards relaxation: don't have a Fit.  

SUPRISE!

It was a BK meal every day for life. Reasonable expectation is he would be dead from the ensuing health issues by week 2.

Try riding a motorcycle and seeing that mattress rig.  

I highly doubt that.

Why even play the other two sons then?

For the spectacular views out your window.  /s

Instructions unclear. Mine keeps coming out like this:

I’d say give them the electric chair, but it’s powered by PG&E so they’d probably fuck that up for everyone else too.

Rubbing a statue penis makes it shiny? Explains so much.

The question is. would he be hanging upside-down, like some sort of bat in the cave?

Gah, you’re right. It was the Cobalt SS that got both (but I prefer the Saturn to the Cobalt, which is why I did not include the latter to the list). 2008 saw Turbos introduced to the Cobalt as the SS did not meet emissions requirements at the time (hence why 07 was the last of the ION Redline). Good luck with the…

Avoid the damage and just remove the valve cores.  Then park your Tesla to block the air pump.

I was going to suggest the Suzuki SX4, but it would lose out to the Fit in the fun-factor handling department.

GM-era forced-induction anything.

Caution: a hammer is a great way to make you broke if it is labeled “AMG”.

“I am disappointed in the behavior today from T.J. Yeldon and Leonard Fournette. They were disrespectful, selfish and their behavior was unbecoming that of a professional football player.”

And with that, Mohamed Sanu maintained an elite passer rating for the year.