Make sure you bring condoms because in most of those cities you aren’t getting an abortion.

To be fair, no one told Perry life was gonna be this way. 

He might also have some of the Ozzy Osbourne genes. (I am not making this up.)

That doesn’t excuse it though, at the end of the day he’s still lamenting that someone talented died while someone (in his mind) less talented didn’t, which is shameful.

Shoot, shoot and shoot shoot is probably the official moto in all major cities’ police dpts in the US.

If you take a step back and ask “What, exactly, do we need the police for and want them to do,” this sort of situation would seem to be exactly it. Armed and dangerous guy with a hostage. And yet, the police’s actions (which don’t seem to me, to display a whole lot of dexterity and skill in crisis management, at least…

saying instead that the teen “may have been also involved in some of the fire exchange,” possibly “firing back at the deputies.”

Hope somebody disinfected the sword right after.

She knighted him and everything!

The amount it costs just to keep a ship parked at the dock afloat is immense. But maybe we can convince some crypto bros it’s a good start for their seasteading operation.

You can have 1 source of potable water all to yourself, friend. I don’t like to give my immune system that much of a workout, if I can avoid it.

Yes, permanently? I'm concerned about their filthy habit of disembarking. 

Yes, keep the people that like cruises on the cruise ships.

Not movies, but the fuckery of publishing corporations cannot be underestimated.

While the American pilot of Sailor Moon isn’t as culturally significant as, say, Nosferatu, this story emphasizes the importance of independently-run archives to preserve works that were buried or destroyed by their rights holders. Especially with our digital products being stored largely on remote cloud servers owned…

this dumb mf really put that shit in writing, huh. this asshole deserves to be criminally prosecuted.

why even have standing starts? why not start from a roll behind a safety car like nascar?

The poor, misguided little turds are just suffering from affluenza.

You can take away drivers licenses...doesnt stop people from getting behind the wheel, sadly. 

Follow-up newswire: People of Saudi Arabia immediately demand film ban be reinstated.