Great news; your efforts just made a lot of people’s jobs easier. Thank you, Jason!

The aggregate fame of all the Steve Smith’s over the years has to add up to something substantial, right? I mean theres an NBA all-star and NFL all-pro in there among others.

Which, as he stated in the article you apparently didn’t bother to read, was due to the pressure to stream 8 hours of content every day during which he did not move.

Dude. Whenever Nintendo shuts down a fan project or something, then I’ll get upset and want them to cut it back. This is literally an open business stealing an IP in Tokyo of all places. This is the most justified case of Nintendo or any business protecting their Intellectual Properties I could think of.

You really think this is overprotective? A company called ‘Maricar’, freely renting out Nintendo character costumes and using said IP to promote its service doesn’t cross the line with you? That’s somehow not as bad as Disney going after daycares with Mickey painted in the window?

This scoring system reminds me either of a sorcerors’ cabal, or a schoolyard game with the bullies who make up new rules whenever they get behind.

Gender or nationality? Cause that would be a bummer for Danica.

Also points for Poles. We’ve suffered so much let us have points up on other people.

Well, it WAS the Knicks...maybe he just felt bad for them.

Fitting, as it is also the closest she has been to the Southside.

Maybe there’s a market for velcro shoes outside of overweight Trump rally attendees.

In high school I too was very supertititious and I didn’t flog the dolphin the night before games. We had a particular stretch of games where we had games every other day so I didn’t do the deed for two weeks, but when I did...well...think Mount St. Helens (the side blew off).

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

Less visits to the mound.

Me, too. I find I’m a better all-around performer when I don’t have sex with Kate Upton.

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

he stole that from me.

[citation needed]

Uber a company that has repeatedly been caught breaking (or just ignoring ) the law might have stolen something ? I’m shocked ....

The NFL would be a lot different if the worst teams got sent to the arena league at the end of the season.