The fact that he’s dead and Cosby isn’t proves that there is no just and loving god

Ok we get it you wish you could work for Nintendo, you don’t need to reply to every comment

Given the shit Musk has pulled on social media (remember when he claimed someone was going to buy all the Tesla stocks and take the company private?) At this point trusting this man with your investment money is as dumb as buying a social media platform for shits and giggles.

I remember spending hours trying to pull off a Superjump

If that person could understand 75% of the words in that sentence his head would explode

“If and only if you are a cis man,”

Don’t besmirch the good name of armadillos like that.

Given that you can be barred from flying for having a name similar to someone the FBI thought might maybe be a terrorist, I don’t see why being convicted of disorderly conduct on a plane is not a no fly thing

Fantastic. I can't wait to pay Ford $20 a month for the privilege of using whatever garbage infotainment system they have. And buried in the ToS is probably something telling me I'm not allowed to remove it.

Don’t forget money laundering!

You could buy floppy discs with user generated levels and mods for games like Doom and Quake. Not only is this not new, it's older than half the people reading this.

No see it's more of a triangular... plan

Analogue just released an FPGA handheld that plays GBC games and from what I've heard is better than the original hardware (because the screen is gorgeous)

Always on the bleeding edge of grifting and coasting on good games he made 10+ years ago

Seems to me like they're trying to push Siri as a sole method of input. Maybe we're a few years out from an iPhone with no screen (or alternatively, Airpods that make calls and texts without a phone)

Obviously ones by those damn Millennium turds.

The only good things about Top Gun are a) all the cool fighter plane porn, b) the Danger Zone.

On a normal team that would be the case, but he's literally the only thing that makes them any good.

... is he threatening us with a tour we can completely ignore?

I mean, I'm certain there are more new subscribers to watch Squid Game than a special from a guy who hasn't been relevant since the Bush administration.