In all fairness, I’ve been asking this for decades.

Except for the Yankee fan cowering to the side. She should WANT it to be a homer damnit.

The whole organization is an anti-fun committee.

Woah, slow down. Most teams had no intentions of being successful before the Astros did it. Now they have a better excuse than "we're a small market team, our billionaire owner is so much poorer than the other billionaire owners"

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT

I’m sorry, the only proper way to complete that should have been "turn it sideways and shove it right up your candy ass".

I mean, unless you screw up really really hard, you’re bound to get an NBA level talent in the first round. Turning him from “good enough to ball in good tier college” to “NBA All-Star” is on both the team and the player.

I think Elon’s tweet is basically “Thanks for being beta testers, we’ve made better cars since then!”

Well, assuming those are their original picks, they’re hoping that both of those are #32 (unless the Patriots have to forfeit a pick for whatever illegal thing they’re doing now).

You know, people shit on the Clevelands and Detroits of the country, but you know what those places don't have? DEADLY FUCKING SCORPIONS, THAT'S WHAT

Like, I’m not sure what specific grades each track is, but in the Southeast alone you have Daytona, Sebring, and Road Atlanta, all prestigious road courses.

Man. If only there were a position who is only responsible for kicking the ball.

True, but when the Steelers play a team with a real fanbase, scooping up all available tickets might get them like 20-30% of the stadium, not this.

The Dolphins are kings of ignored, nondescript failure. Remember when they went 2-14 with Cam Cameron (who is a real person and not a name I made up)?

I’m fairly certain Fenway could have beams collapse, killing a hundred schoolchildren, and it would still be “charming”

I personally think the most shocking thing is that he didn’t write the letter anonymously.

I’m a Rangers and Knicks fan, so it’s always a bit depressing to go to a game

It could be the first recorded game where the winning team scores zero points 

I think most of the Spring Training hats are better than the regular ones.

I mean, if you’re a HUGE fan of Walgreens.