“he is a doddering, senile old oaf who cannot keep his teeth in straight and whose brain appears to be some torn-up sponge chunks floating in dishwater”

In the US. It was probably higher than 51%, but they never led in all three regions at the same time.

Yeah, really throws the whole review off when the best game on the system is in B tier.

Like, they’re deepfakes or something.

Taco Thursday. Gives you that alliteration

Depends. If he’s counting each account it could be, just because so many people drive for Uber and Lyft, and Doordash, and probably some other places I'm forgetting.

So Hong Kong FC won’t be the 55th MLS team?

MLB umpires.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

5. Plan to die before the world gets too bad.

0-15-1 then

Next week all the players will take a knee during the anthem. Not to protest, just to get fired.

Well, the NRA, like most terrorist organizations, is pretty firm in their belief that disagreeing with them on one tiny thing means you’re wholly against them.

Good god Nebraska hasn’t been relevant in 20 years, yet they act like the big shit in the Big 10.

I was thinking they bought a truckload of Priuses (Priui?) and someone accidentally threw it on the truck instead of another Prius.

I was thinking cut rate Snake Plissken, but ok.

He needs to shoot the other eye out.

See, we did the opposite, we (a family of the whitest white people that have ever existed) brought cookies for our new neighboors when we moved in. Luckily if they think we tried to murder them, they kept it to themselves.

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Man, if they don’t like his opinion on the American flag, just wait until they hear about their precious “Southern Cross”.