While he was choking out a guy (at least from what the article makes it seem). FFS man. For some people there's a reason to use deadly force, and Mr. Double Assault (at least) & Triple Homicide is a prime candidate

Yet 6/10 MLB umpires said it was a strike. They weren't even asked

“a thing that baseball can’t possibly want to discourage right now is cool plays.”

Hear me out, technically you can get a first down without doing anything. If you get the defense to encroach twice you technically complete the challenge.

“Everyone needs to drive this car but the only way to appreciate it is to see it with a bunch of other cars”

Luckily she gets tested all the damn time, so at least you’d know if she were doping

If the continued employment of Angel Hernandez shows anything, it's that it's physically impossible to be fired as an ump, and that replacing them with players calling their own balls and strikes would be preferable

We have two adorable strong puppers, and we’ve had very good luck with Bark’s toys. They love their unicorn, and Target has a ton of them in store, including seasonal ones.

We have two adorable strong puppers, and we’ve had very good luck with Bark’s toys. They love their unicorn, and…

Obviously Dan would just donate to the Original Americans for the Redskins fund or whatever it's called

I mean, Vince's son is the best in the world.

The Suplex City Beasts. They're terrible, but only play one game a year since they get an automatic bye into the championship.

I was actually calling my fantasy team the Chicago Enforcers for like 15 years until I stopped doing fantasy.

I guess CardinalRams didn't really flow off the tongue

Admittedly, Roughnecks and Renegades sound like names soldiers would call themselves.

The Cyberats would be better than at least 4 of the team names

You made up at least 3 of those.

Houston sounds like a CFL-USA team

Sweet baby Jesus. I need that jersey. It's like the Charlotte Hornets as a 90s minor league hockey team.

“They think they’re a food town because they like bad pizza and salad on hot dogs”

Yeah, Donnie has been known to harass gun manufacturers.