“They think they’re a food town because they like bad pizza and salad on hot dogs”

Yeah, Donnie has been known to harass gun manufacturers.

You need to become so old that you should have retired a decade ago. That's the basis for all "age discrimination" lawsuits.

Remember in 2015 and 16 when everyone was crying that Twitter was dying because people weren’t interested? Then Nazi-in-Chief gets elected, spews shit (possibly from the shitter) on Twitter and suddenly it’s a hot commodity again?

This is the MLS, where you need to build a dinky soccer specific stadium somewhere even if there’s a world class NFL stadium that also has hosted top international soccer games right in the city.

Obviously to differentiate from the fake Salt Lake.

Because obviously football teams play major league soccer.

Really it's the same with most all the sports games too. On the original Xbox I loved the heck out of the NFL games, but they've made them so overly complicated in Madden now I might buy it the year later for $5 if that. Same with NHL and NBA games.

Just another person on welfare “getting a little help, not like those (not white) sponges on society"

Except without the winning streak

Well when you factor in their wives AND mistresses, you can get a lot of dead clumps of cells from one dude.

Plus the MLS has a trophy for getting the most points in the regular season anyway. WE'VE GOT IT BOTH WAYS, YOU EUROPEAN DROPOUT

He’s writing a 5000 word essay on how Zaltan should be made MLS overlord.

Obviously the problem of "they could have spent that time fixing something else", as if adding WNBA players wasn't mostly a licensing and art issue (getting rights to the teams was probably included with the NBA, but the players are separate, and scanning every player to put in the game while most NBA players are…

It’s really a similar problem to what all licensed sports games have to deal with. Veering way too far into the "realism" of the "sport" has completely sucked the fun out of it. WWE just has it worse because it's the realism of a scripted sport.

That’s by far the best part. I'm imagining a Steelers helmet painted poorly with Raiders stickers he found in a gumball machine on it.

I remember seeing last year that there were actually more than usual pitching because supposedly managers wanted to save actual pitchers for the next game more or something.

Roids fuck you up

Sorry, they're way too busy breaking up families of hardworking not white people to do something silly like stop domestic terrorism

Please tell me he looked like this