If I’m not mistaken, it falls against the unwritten rule of “always hit directly into the shift, even though that’s where all the other team’s players are”.

as a real cop he can’t do that

The point of the team is, as Autosport reports, to promote its own CNC products—the support of a third-party brand doesn’t seem like something it needs.

Hopefully none of them were Europeans, otherwise he'd have an aneurysm

I mean, she’s not at all wrong though.

Too bad Alabama doesn’t have an NBA team...

It’s good to see they’re getting members all over the planet.

He was obviously asking for it, dressed like that. All huggably.

He can’t be any worse at soccer.

I mean, they’re in France, so I guess a guillotine would be the most appropriate.

Hey, Illinois and Indiana quite like the one conference win a year, thank you.

That’s the takeaway I want to shove in his dumb face.

But what about the Civil conFLiCT??????????? 

I work right by the Jake, other than the opener, Yankees, Red Sox and maybe some Tigers games, the place never sells out now.

I’m not gonna lie, from the headline and the photo, I was expecting more bitching about VAR.

there was “an argument” to be made for “going back to natural measles” as a form of immunity.

(hey... “Xfinity” Series... get a real name that can stand alone from a sponsor).

Oh great, now all the Expos fans are going to come out of the woodwork for you Barry.

If anyone at the Super Bowl actually cared about the game being played, Goodell would get booed every year too.

Are you telling me Kevin Owens, a man who has never done anything wrong in his life, would LIE not only to us, but to his best friend ever Chris Jericho????