That’s the only reason to go to Deadspin after a huge blowout

I mean, they could release an English translation. But this is Konami, so they won't.

If Rondo Of Blood isn't on this it's garbage.

My guess would be that the lady’s source is a person from a retailer. It’s a well known fact that retailers know this stuff before it’s announced (and we know that because Amazon leaks it). Since it’s a single source that leaves out any developers or publishers. The only other possibility would be a ratings board…

Oh come on. It was at least in color, even if you had no idea where the puck was because Fox hadn't invented the glow puck yet.

It’s also odd that part of Alaska is apparently not in Alaska.

Last time I went Canada doesn’t even stamp your passport if you drive across the border.

He looks like Biff Tannon. Whether or not that’s an improvement is up to you.

I didn’t realize she did stock photo work on the side.

Yep, it looks an awful lot like a Chinese bootleg.

Virtua Fighter 2 was actually not on the 32X (presumably because it was super dead by then), this is presumably the Genesis port that is actually just a 2D game and not 3D like literally every other entry in the series. I don’t know why Sega loves to trot out this weird bastardization on newer hardware. It was on the…

Sonic CD would have been the only Sega CD game, and there's rights problems with Sonic 3, which likely precludes Knuckles being in the collection. 

So they kill half the audience there with poison, and the other half with boredom?

This was a messed up autocorrect. It HAS to be. They meant to say association but it wrote activation.

Those are all very real points.

I was thinking AA.

Well now I can't UNsee that...

On a related note, Lex Luger looks like a deflated husk of a person.

Also the fact that right after the brand split the women's rosters were insanely shallow caused them to call up pretty much all the women in NXT at the time. If memory serves me the only one who didn't get called up in or right after the draft was Asuka, because she had the belt 

If it makes you feel better, WWE Godfather manages a strip club in Vegas now