Virtua Fighter 2 was actually not on the 32X (presumably because it was super dead by then), this is presumably the Genesis port that is actually just a 2D game and not 3D like literally every other entry in the series. I don’t know why Sega loves to trot out this weird bastardization on newer hardware. It was on the…

He’s the first President I've wanted to die in office. Not getting assassinated, I'm hoping he chokes on a chicken bone

Sonic CD would have been the only Sega CD game, and there's rights problems with Sonic 3, which likely precludes Knuckles being in the collection. 

So they kill half the audience there with poison, and the other half with boredom?

This was a messed up autocorrect. It HAS to be. They meant to say association but it wrote activation.

I mean, wouldn’t the government (‘s socialist Obamacare death panel run by evil wizards or whatever garbage those idiots pump out) be footing the bill for those boner pills anyway?
Problem is most men 18-40 don’t need Viagra medically.

Just wait, in 5 years they’re all going to be like “why is everyone pirating our stuff?”

Those are all very real points.

Ok, WHO LET THIS GUY WATCH IDIOCRACY AGAIN?

I was thinking AA.

Well now I can't UNsee that...

On a related note, Lex Luger looks like a deflated husk of a person.

Also the fact that right after the brand split the women's rosters were insanely shallow caused them to call up pretty much all the women in NXT at the time. If memory serves me the only one who didn't get called up in or right after the draft was Asuka, because she had the belt 

If it makes you feel better, WWE Godfather manages a strip club in Vegas now

I don't know if you know this, you silly wrestling fan, but it's all FAKE!

How much of the drop can be attributed to the fact that later after the broadcast WWE posts all the best parts of the three hour slog that Raw has become on their YouTube account?

I came very close to literally rolling on the ground laughing

Though really, once autonomous cars become a reality, why would someone pay Uber or Lyft when they can pull up their Toyota app and have their car come get them even if they’re plastered?

A few years ago the job market was crap, so they leased a car from Uber because they were paying better.

And after Extra Time just have the two fight on the pitch to decide it.