Wait, wait, wait, wait.

But are the fake tickets made of cracker?

I’ll do some napkin math using the numbers in here. If you divide 10.3 billion by 30 (admittedly unfair, since the Yankees, Dodgers, Red Sox, and Cubs probably make more combined than the bottom 15 teams combined, but again, napkin math) it totals to 343,333,333 per team.

Dropped a pass in the Super Bowl

Counterpoint: St. Louis is a shithole and doesn’t deserve to have any major league sports teams.

Oh you poor naive soul

Well I think I have a new favorite minor league baseball logo

I mean honestly, if there's one player I wouldn't mind seeing join like the Rams just to get a ring, it would be Fitz

Honestly I thought it was a Toledo Mud Hens hat from a conditioning stint or something.

We still are getting people making “raincoats” and windbreakers that don’t even have hoods!

We still are getting people making “raincoats” and windbreakers that don’t even have hoods!

If we’re not just limiting it to belts, the Stanley Cup has to be high on the list.

All three of them are national treasures

“I’ll give you $10 billion for it”- Donald Trump

Well we know it isn’t the spine, because Mitchy is both spineless and racist.

All hail king/queen/nonbinary monarch POPPLIO

I’m sure the color of Jonathan’s skin had NOTHING to do with any of this, like “possession of a loaded firearm” being a crime.

but Joe didn’t have to get sexy and throw himself at anyone

Now hopefully they remove the rest of the stupid dances.

There’s no guarantee that her next cat won’t be named Catalya.