but Joe didn’t have to get sexy and throw himself at anyone

Now hopefully they remove the rest of the stupid dances.

There’s no guarantee that her next cat won’t be named Catalya.

It’s a match made in completely hate filled, narrow minded heaven.

All these kids these days with their fancy analytics like “game film” and “exercise” BACK IN MY DAY all we did was smoke some cigarettes and call it a day!

I’ll agree conditionally since the MLS originally wanted to take the team from Columbus, which is the whitest city in America.

Because obviously if he shows how manly he is by burning her car she'll open her legs for him. /s

It’s Alabama, spending a whole hour thinking is way too much exercise.

I can’t wait until I see this on facebook with the title MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE FAKE NEWS INDUSTRY

They’ve all reached puberty, that's why.

Broski, you’re the third best pitcher on a team that couldn’t win a single playoff game. And you’re most famous for cutting up your hand playing with a toy before the playoffs. You ain’t the hottest shit.

It’s basically a participation trophy

But even as “that guy” he’s still won half of the franchise’s Super Bowls.

That lineman right by him looked like he was about to

If that were the case then why not the Lego Star Wars, Batman, or Marvel games?

Are you talking about the 1860s or now?

Does Istanbul have a Trump resort?

That’s what makes you a bad sports city.

Congrats Spanos, you now own the Mets of LA football.

I think Antonio has more Pro-Bowl nods than all those players combined.