Because obviously if he shows how manly he is by burning her car she'll open her legs for him. /s

It’s Alabama, spending a whole hour thinking is way too much exercise.

They’ve all reached puberty, that's why.

Broski, you’re the third best pitcher on a team that couldn’t win a single playoff game. And you’re most famous for cutting up your hand playing with a toy before the playoffs. You ain’t the hottest shit.

It’s basically a participation trophy

But even as “that guy” he’s still won half of the franchise’s Super Bowls.

That lineman right by him looked like he was about to

If that were the case then why not the Lego Star Wars, Batman, or Marvel games?

Are you talking about the 1860s or now?

Does Istanbul have a Trump resort?

That’s what makes you a bad sports city.

Congrats Spanos, you now own the Mets of LA football.

I think Antonio has more Pro-Bowl nods than all those players combined.

I’m thinking something involving strippers.

Yeah...and?

So did you go to Notre Dame, or were your grades not good enough?

Notre Dame is free to schedule UCF next year in one of UCF’s nonconference weeks (because real schools play in a conference and try to win that conference, not schedule games against juggernauts like Navy, Ball State, Pitt and Vanderbilt)

Notre Dame fan, from where it was wrangled and returned, presumably, to the prison where it spends the other 364 days of the year.

Gag.

Someone tell the Coyotes that they can finally trade Chris Pronger (‘s contract)!