“I didn't anally probe them. I just stuck my fingers up their anuses. Definitely not probing."

Is he white, tall, and can throw the ball very far? If that were the case he’d always have an NFL job.

He was just trying to tackle him while not landing on him. You gotta get your QB sack practice somehow!

Duh, many offices are going paperless.

Cancel the Simpsons. Cancel South Park. Both shows ran out of jokes 10 years ago.

Shake Shack is so massively overrated. Their burgers are ok at best. 

Haslam’s excited to finally own a football team.

They’re going to go to exactly 1 more than the number of cities willing to shell out for a fancy stadium and millionaires/billionaires willing to buy into a Ponzi scheme.

Man, way to prove the Streisand Effect buddy.

Obviously not, he’s a Good Boy.

I didn’t realize Flint managed to get their water clean so now all the residents don’t need to shower in bottled water.

She was probably the producers first choice.

I was about to post that exact same picture. That has to be the worst banner for a sports team.

Honestly the only good way a Republican makes news is when the headline "Donald Trump chokes to death on fried chicken bone" happens.

Call me crazy, but I smell a bluff.

I mean, when you’re in the fourth or fifth most interesting city in Ohio, you’re bound to get bored.

But Golden State hasn’t shared an arena with an NHL team in decades, and the Clippers obviously want their own arena since they’re like 5th on the totem pole below the Lakers, Kings, concerts, and Sparks.

It’s probably thrown in some “collegiate enhancement” line (again, this is hundreds of thousands for multi-billion dollar companies). Though I’m failing to see how any of this is explicitly illegal, other than possibly paying taxes on the endorsement money.

That’s a useless comment.

Joke’s on him, he wasted $15 on that beer.