So if I may guestimate, the truck was actually designed for little more than the trip to a local Walmart, but marketed for uber-macho guys who want to prove just how manly they are with a big truck that can totally do all these things.

Drew is rocking back and forth in a corner again.

If I’m not mistaken he also won the case against the Devil for Homer’s soul. But Treehouse of Horror episodes may or may not be canon.

This is literally the last thing I wanted to wake up to seeing in the news.

I don’t see how it should have been a safety, there was no change of possession, and his momentum took him into the end zone. It definitely should have been blown dead as soon as his helmet came off.

Can we agree that TitanUp is the worst team hashtag in history?

The pages also double as toilet paper. That’s the advantage over electronic books.

You’re shocked that the man who has never borne the brunt of his terrible decisions won’t admit that maybe, just maybe, unlike with Trump Steaks (or any other failed Trump enterprise) this one is actually his fault?

I’m kinda surprised Nintendo isn’t rereleasing Mario Maker on the Switch. It just seems like a great fit.

Every single video has to reference him in some way. Even if it’s not about Disney.

Being called out for being a racist. Duh.

Obviously there’s only one solution. RKO everyone.

Not gonna happen. Unless they do something terrible like paying players.

I think the Flyers have the best mascot in Philly.

Obviously they just need to throw at Donaldson a couple times.

Though, baseball is the only team sport where the playing field is not identical (golf and auto racing are the only other sports I can think of where the playing surface is not uniform, but neither has "home" teams) so you'd think that would give teams an edge to know the certain peculiarities of their field (playing…

Just wait until Eichel brings it to Buffalo.

At this rate by 2020 QBs get two hand touched.

As a Blackhawks fan, Bill Wirtz ran the team like they were based in Harrisburgh PA instead of Chicago. So there’s that.

I mean, when your choices are 1) Sign the rookie deal with the Steelers and then they get to franchise tag you twice without your consent (due to a CBA agreed upon two years before you became an NFL player) or 2) not have a job (because you can’t go back to school for your senior year having declared without paying …