It’s 2018, what’s old is new again, and what’s old? MOOOOOOOOONNNNNN LOGIC!

United States in the misguided belief that they could enter our country illegally America is actually a country worth risking your life to go to.

Meanwhile, Colin Kaepernick, who is probably about as good as Winston, bare minimum, can’t get a call from an NFL team.

Because you know what’s civil? Throwing Starbursts at a world leader. Also separating children from their parents and locking them in an abandoned Wal-Mart.

Honestly, ever since I installed a bidet, my hemmroids have gotten a lot better. Not sure if it's 100% causation, but the toilet paper savings definitely are

According to his research, Nintendo uses unique certifications for every individual Switch cartridge and copy of a digital game, then checks to see whether those match up with the account that first played them. As a result, pirated games will get flagged because of the mismatch, leading Nintendo to easily detect…

Thankfully, George RR Martin hasn’t finished planning out the wedding.

Who knows, maybe you might get one decent first party FPS or racing game this generation.

I think I’d go Brady. Famous, successful, cocky, married to a literal supermodel, and robotic.

You can tell it’s not from Oakland because it’s neither gluten free nor vegan.

It’s a burger, let’s not pretend he was ruining a fine prime rib.

If the Browns count then so do they.

It’s just as likely as him tweeting out the Father’s Day picture himself.
I think it’s MORE likely that Obama set that up in a queue and Drumpf doesn’t know how to delete them.

I’m pretty sure it’s the spray the ref uses to mark where the ball needs to be. I know in MLS they also spray a line where the defenders have to be.

It could have something to do with dehydration. Football coaches limit water breaks, because MANLY, and when you sweat out all the liquid in your body, it fucks up your liver.

I think we have a winner for Sports Moment of the Year. Also a frontrunner for Doggo of the Year.

Honestly the USWNT could beat them. Then again they could probably beat the USMNT too...

I wonder if his pickup line is “Hey, wanna try my Z-Pack?”

The thing that makes it look 100% cooler? Like driving your own Hot Wheels car from the 80s?

The REAL GOAT