Not Saturn games!

Man, they’re taking the whole “stealing from helpless people” a bit literally now.

No wonder Tristan Thompson washed out and isn’t playing NBA ball anymore.

Bludgeoned Gawker to a pulp, then had the audacity to put it in a $8 pouch for your $400 Juicero!

“I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE PUT A GIANT CIRCUS TENT OVER THE HOLE!”

Hey man, gotta use up all that slavery money somehow.

Alternatively, DON’T AGREE TO HAVE AN MMA FIGHT WITH A 12 YEAR OLD

That beating really deserved a JR calls video.

So, how much did BWW pay for this?

Hell, I still play it on the Vita, 360, Wii U, and 3DS (where I will completely agree it’s better than 7, I don’t have 8 yet, so I’m not gonna say anything).

Sultan McDoom is a perfect name for a sci-fi villian though.

What’s so terrible about Vigneault?

Completely shocking. How could you imagine that the most priviledged, whitest people on this planet would be abusively racist towards one of the few non-white people amongst their peers?

You’d think that the Joy-Cons could be completely customizable, and maybe in a time they will, but man that would be nice.

Of course, this is a once in a lifetime matchup, which means that it’ll happen again in 2028.

I’m still hoping Eden comes back so we can have “Kevin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWENS”

Because as we all know, Toronto fans will completely abandon a team for going a few years without a title.

• Polybius — PSVR

I can’t wait for Maradona’s Hand Of God Pachinko Extravaganza!