Whenever Brock talks, it sounds like a shrieking prepubescent boy, likely because his testicles have shriveled up to raisins from the steroids. That’s why he needs a manager.

He could literally sell deep fried turds and it would be better than all of his movies that I’ve seen.

I suppose in reality he should have played for the Marlins, won the World Series in his first year, then been sold off to literally any other team.

“ They’ve still got a three-game lead over the Oklahoma City Thunder unstoppable force that is Kevin Durant in the race for the five seed”

I just love how after literally one failure on health care, Trumpelstiltskin decided to drop it and head to something else.

And wild guess, it won’t work on the F-35. For some bizarre reason.

But also at this point he’s got to be slower than Kirk Gibson with two bad legs in the World Series. If he hits anything other than a dinger, could he make it to first base before a reasonable outfielder could field the ball to the first baseman?

I’m proud to be the 100th star on this.

“Putting doctors and patients in charge again*”

Pretty sure these people just read that the bill allows more guns more places, realized they can get more sweet NRA money by voting for it, and passed it.

You lemon stealing whore.

Obviously you haven’t been in Chicago for the past few years, each of the last 5 or so years “everyone” had the Bears as the dark horse Super Bowl pick, despite not having been to the playoffs this decade.

It’s very possible that, given that Logan could theoretically be literally hundreds of years old (some stories speculate that he was in the Civil War, even though he’s Canadian), circumcision wasn’t a common thing when he was born anyway.

So Congress is allowing unchecked global warming just so they don’t have to buy new ice breakers?

I just love Pat going “nooooooo”

I’ve been enjoying my HMDX Flow for a while. It’s got good sound, and is super cheap (mine was $6)

I’ve been enjoying my HMDX Flow for a while. It’s got good sound, and is super cheap (mine was $6)

That’s probably why the Fire were allowed to sign him. Players with national recognition would go to L.A., NYCFC, Seattle, Toronto or Montreal.

Two cents worth, the NHL and NBA both play the same number of games, in roughly the same timeframe, but the NHL starts almost a month before the NBA and ends at the same time. Why? Because the league gives the teams more days off between games. Your average hockey team plays maybe 3 back to backs a season, the Cavs…

If it’s not an ad, Google is dumb as hell for schilling something for free.

HE’S 40!