You know, shooting them both would take like 2 minutes, so I don’t think anyone should be punished for that

So I can either earn achievements or have enormous boobs?

Multiple times.

Maybe I just didn’t notice him much in D.C., but he’s become massive shit since going to STL. But at least he has more championships than 50 years of Blues hockey does.

I like Windows 10 fine, but I keep a 7 boot because there’s a lot of things that for whatever reason will not work on 10.

Seriously, why the fuck would anyone want to live in California?

I mean, do the Wizards really count?

I still can’t believe they even made the sequel in the first place tbh.

You say Austin’s the liberal oasis in Texas?

Man, it’s almost as if the IOC chose the worst candidate city possible and expected it to magically get great.

Best quote ever.

No manager is going to let their ace go out there and fire 150 pitches across the plate anymore

Plus the bulk of the Amiibo released so far are for a far better game than Infinity, Skylanders or Dimensions. Smash Bros has sold millions of units without the figures, because it’s awesome.

It is commonplace for me to mop up urine after my son has an accident, only to walk to the other side of the house and find that one of these freeloading motherfuckers has regurgitated its dinner onto the area rug.

A little of both. In the playoffs a nutso performance by one star player can win a relatively even game by itself, and one game is a lot more important in a 7 game series than an 82 game season.

I was really, really hoping Vince was in the running.

I know it seems silly, but I kinda dig the diagonal stripe of the shiny plastic.

That’s kinda a dumb move. Disney would make so much cash with all the properties they own.

So I’ll just assume it’s shit until it gets released.

Folks he dealt with at his day job whose livelihoods depend on him being contented, he says, were far kinder about his playing than the critics were