I think we all know the answer is yes.

I’m not a basketball person whatsoever, but I think I might actually watch all 7 (it should/probably will go 7) games of the Conference Finals that we, as a nation on the verge of electing two Oompa Loompas as President, deserve.

That has almost as many brand name drops per minute as a regular NASCAR interview.

But remember, the Bulls had MJ at his peak, the ToonSquad had an MJ that had been playing baseball for a year or so.

That’s the most New Jersey reason ever.

Given that 90s retro is all the rage, I don’t feel totally weird in saying that I’d totally buy a shirt with that logo on it.

And you know who was on that 96 Bulls team? STEVE KERR

Just because Chicago is called “the Second City” doesn’t mean it has to be below NYC.

Console Gamer Master Race.

I didn’t know Microsoft made Arkham Knight!

Aww, I was kind of hoping for the 2021 draft to see the Sixers with THE ENTIRE SECOND ROUND of picks though. It’d be funny.

Breaker boxes. Or fuses if you live in an old enough house. The last thing you want to do is fumble around for 5 hours because you don’t know which circuit is for which thing.

Still wondering why this is on the heathen Playstation console. Notice the best DOAX games were on Xbox.

So are you looking for the spaghetti tree?

“I WANT 13 YEAR OLDS IN BIKINIS BUT NOT THOSE WEIRD TRANS PEOPLE!!!!!111111!!!!11!!1!!!”

Boobie Clicker.
They missed out on the best naming opportunity.

“Ligaments come and go, but a piece of leather that’s like $200 tops is forever!”

I hope the Nats sweep the Cardinals in the playoffs, and he sends a truckload of them to St. Louis.

Honestly I don’t think the NHL Network sends people to any games. Most every NHL game they broadcast is just using one of the team’s CSN feed (usually Chicago, Philly, or the Bay Area) with NHL Network stuff on top of it.