So is this forced window just a way for the NFL to make itself relevant in early March?

And do you know why we have those big brains that allow us to have higher thoughts beyond food and sex? Because we’re mutants.

Please tell me that their surviving children have been taken away.

How does a relief pitcher only bet on games he’s not involved in? Does he know that the manager won’t call him today?

There’s a San Antonio-Austin taco war?

That guy needs to learn how to put a read more on his blog.

Does the rest of the Cavs regular season actually matter? They’re seemingly imploding/going neurotic, they’ve been the top seed in the East pretty much all year.

Part of me legitimately thinks Arsenal should just send a youth team to Spain next week.

To Eddie? Probably nothing of note.

He probably made a bet that somehow entailed him talking about nothing but his mullet if he won the championship.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink were all involved, though.

He couldn’t beat out Jay “marrying an anti-vaxxer was one of my better decisions” Cutler for a starting QB job. So no.

Excuse you, the U of I is the THIRD best team in the state.

That’s a complete lie. Nobody has a great time in Milwaukee.

4 overtimes dude. My legs would have been pudding at halftime.

Uno’s deserves more points for being the only place to get decent pizza outside Chicagoland (and Arizona, oddly).

They’re equally excellent in different ways.

But was this tweeter also one of the Powerball winners?

Hence the very very far back prequel part. Should I have added more verys? I mean, the continental drift hasn’t changed the landscape that much in the past 12,000 years, so it’s totally plausible that Ubi could make these both in the same settings, millenia apart.

They now have to do the right thing and make it a very very far back prequel.