Somehow it escaped them until now that yes—it’s always been about them.

What an unhinged douchebag. I’ll be so happy when Tesla goes tits up.

Response from Apple: “💩”

Historians are going to call this era in history: “The Big Rich Man Baby Era”

It’s less "I'm retiring after this" and more "Raul Julia's last movie was Street Fighter, I don't wanna be remembered like that."

That first photo has a very “Oregon Trail” vibe to me. “You failed to forge the river. You lost half of your Red Bulls.”

A civilly liable rapist who’s also a traitor and a billionaire man child are not the people we need making decisions for the rest of us.

If Trump never existed as president and someone wrote a screenplay about a batshit crazy president publicly doing these things, it would get panned as extremely unbelievable. Yet here we are. If I woke up tomorrow and he was in the news for a campaign promise to remove voting rights from women and minorities, it…

The more degrading his final moments are, the better. I want him to beat Elvis’ impaction-related M.I. by a factor of 100. Ideally on camera, in some mishap that causes his hair to wilt to its pre-hairspray position, maybe some wet bronzer streaking down his face like he’s been bukaki’d...

Hmmm....it’s almost as if he straight up asked the oil and gas industry for $1B dollars and promised to squash EV’s in a publicly stated quid pro quo scheme.

Every day I wake up hoping to open the news and see he stroked out and was found face down in his own dirty diaper and every day I’m disappointed. Maybe tomorrow will be the day.

Man, Dave Bautista has absolutely surprised me with how well he can give a nuanced, thoughtful performance. He’s the first wrestler-turned-film actor that it wouldn’t gobsmack me to see win an Oscar.

Honestly, I think that would be for the best. John Wick and his world was always at their most interesting in the first film, when the culture of assassins was merely hinted at and John’s reasons for taking up the gun again felt pure.

Amazing how this country would still rather have social media companies see repercussions before gun manufacturers.

Oh god, I actually saw that disgusting thing driving down the highway back in October. I thought it was making fun of him. 

I like the way that Dave Bautista has fully transitioned into being a character actor.

It’s not the Deep State. It’s the State. There is nothing deep about it. It’s just the regular FBI and Justice Department government doing their sworn duties. He just doesn’t have an Attorney General to cover up his crimes this time.

This incisive, point-by-point takedown of the article’s points is not at all flailing, desperate, and sad, and it aligns perfectly with the always-consistent messaging from FPOTUS on this subject, proving that the writer has a real grasp on how to argue effectively and logically. It truly is a wonder that the…

Fuck you people are fucking insane