Yeah. This is pretty much a recipe for ruined steak. 

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

While I look forward to 2020 with some level of hope (especially after some inspiring wins and campaigns during the midterms), I also dread it for a number of reasons. We all know it’s going to be a brutal election cycle that will probably start sometime in mid-2019 whenever the first serious contender on the left…

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

Practically cupping.

Yeah, there's some definite side boob touching there.

Biggest thing I learned from that clip is Melanie and that agent are 100% humping.

Whenever I see him with this expression on his face, which is a lot, I always have the exact same thought: How could a person who is this fucking stupid have possibly become President of the United States?

1. Assemble bread

If it’s any consolation, Nick Saban is going to blast his dick off in the National Championship game. 

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

He regrets that Courtney Smith spoke and Brett McMurphy reported it.

No they don’t. 

What, autos are fun too...

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

What made Anthony Bourdain remarkable and why there are so many of people of color touched by his death is that he is the example of allyship that we all talk about. He traveled the world and everywhere he went, he treated people of color with a degree of respect we’re unaccustomed to by rich white men. He spoke in…

I’m a historian. Thats 100% accurate to history.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

Place your bets on how long until the New York fans/media remember that there was a reason Eli was benched in the first place and go back to ripping him.