Fo realz. This would never happen to a dude - broz don't have tear ducts.

At first glance, my mind added the word bat after baseball. And if anyone could juggle a baseball bat, it would be Puig.

Hit 'n Run

Strangely, this was the headline on the Chicago Sun-Times this morning...

That's what I was wondering. I mean, that would have to be a pretty hefty umbrella to withstand all of that.

At first glance, I thought the picture was taken at Madame Tussauds.

Team Crocodile

Yeah, I'm on Team Bob (not Sally...I do not dare bring Sally into this!).

Good for Christian Bale's younger brother.

Hell, I'm not even a Patriots fan, but it's pretty ridiculous to throw any blame their way. If every team was put through the wringer for drafting a potential criminal....the NFL would cease to exist.

They can be referred to as "underwriters".

I know, right? I mean did this happen with women's suffrage? Was there a great scare that dogs and horses suddenly could vote because women could? Or that children could vote? Or people could vote multiple times?

Borscht.

This comparison isn't really fair to Gaston though...

He could have meant the Heat having 2 championships...which would be true. But LJ ain't no 2-timer yet...unless you count the number of times he's lost in the finals.

It's clear that Iverson don'Tawanna fight.

Floppers should have to wear a scarlet "F" on their jerseys.

They must be kidding.

I'm never been much a Spurs fan...but they really are one of the most overlooked sports dynasties. Besides the 4 championships, they have also been consistently on top since 1999.

C'mon guys. Let's not lose our heads over this.