If you could go back and do it all over again, would you still let Thayer try to cut his own hair without any help?

I see. I think I see where the confusion is here, but first I would like to address a particular methodological aspect of your argument that I would be at least ethically (if not morally) negligent to overlook entirely without correction. A major underpinning of your position appears to be that certain qualitative,…

I mean, I understand the non-traditional humor subgenre of overtly self-aware caricaturisms, but in order to most effectively leverage the intended impact the reader needs to be able to understand two essential elements: (1) what the author intended to say, and (b) how the author intended to say it.

Nice save. You may post here again.

I get that, I just mean its hard to tell what he meant with all the typos.

sorry. guess i'm just not ready for the show yet. big fan of you're stuff though. all serious aside though, i would appreciate it if someone could explain what he meant to type.

I don't get it. did you post this from your phone? sometimes my autocorrect changes a word to some weird thing & I'm just like what? lol gotta proofread.

(do it anyway: http://www.scarletknights.com/believe/ )

(internally policed)

Turns out what drove the bidding so high was every other man in Texas thinking it meant "1 tooth man".

Using Bayesian prediction models (controlling for field conditions, relative talent levels and interval lengths between opportunities), how long do you estimate it'll take you to ever score with a lady again after doing a live chat about soccer statistics on a blog?

"ALLAHU AKBEAR!"

FINALLY, someone who gets the point. Thank you.

+1

+1

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

To be fair, it is true that he's never been schooled by anyone.

(whacks self on nose with newspaper)

Now that he's taken care of Hulk he can finally get back to chasing Ricky Steamboat.

shoo