If you think Bizarro-Bugs Bunny is big, you should see their Michigan J. Frog.

In all seriousness though, we do need more involved parents like this.

Paulina's alright, but check out the sweatpant puppies on her friend! Hubba-hubba.

Whoa, whoa, whoa - slow down, AJ. I don't want to miss any details of this innovative plan you've devised.

For more insight, we turn now to some actual local reader response to the story:

I don't know about that one celebration, but I just assumed their whole season has been some kind of elaborate homage.

Hug.

Sorry for lashing out, I'm just mad at myself for being slow.

Damn your wretched existence.

It turned out to be a perfect match, since Arizona also offered RichRod the job without ever seeing the rest of his last name.

Relevant, irreverent, referential and rapid. This might be a perfect comment.

Thanks for the tip! What better flavor to commemorate the true story of the Pilgrims than "Indian Fucking".

To be fair, this is exactly the sort of story the Ignoramus Team was created for.

I'd show a little more respect if I were you, Josh. If Ken Rosenthal had just "thrown his shit against the wall" twenty years ago you wouldn't even be here.

(looks at pictures)

So Paterno was like the Wizard of Oz at that school, except it was the other Oz.

And if you replace "wants to be French" with "wants to be stylish", you've got yourself a pretty concise explanation of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's post-adolescent career rebound.

Then, {italics} so do I! {stop italics}