Kareem: 1, Nicole: 0

Good thing, I'd hate for him to go all the way to Bonnaroo and not get to see Scissor Sisters.

Grey Manrod will sue the ass off the next bastard who pronounces it "Skee-a-vo."

Why Your Fans Are Weird:

No, I'm pretty sure working out shirtless in the driveway is still way more tío than this.

Coincidentally, he had a very similar nickname at the state pen.

He probably just thought they'd be funny to wear as a joke.

That's the same reason none of us have to watch The Grapes of Wrath anymore either.

Ah "Kurtenblog", that takes me back. For you youngsters around here, they were the "Brangelina" of the grunge-rock 90's.

I have to admit, my heart sunk a little today when I read that that vicious old gangster had been caught. Clearly a terrible person, but just charismatic enough to make me overlook all those stabby, bludgeony little eccentricities.

I imagine this story must make about as much sense to MKM as about half of his Broadway riffs do to me.

While most of England knows her as "Mags" today, there are a few in West Yorkshire who will always remember her by her first nickname, "The village penny-farthing."

I was with you - I'd never seen it anywhere else before here, but for what it's worth I found this:

Sound Joe

Masterful.

Pictured: How to lose 21 grams the easy way.

Bankruptsy strikes again!

And so it was for the 50th year in a row that the consolation crown of Miss Educated once again went unawarded, as the judges discussions quickly devolved into an intractable partisan quagmire about what the title actually meant.

@UweBollocks:

Daniel Day-Lewis