@AzureTexan: Wait ... does that mean I'm a woman? Maybe that's been the problem here all along.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: I agree. That said, I think I've ignored her play long enough now to get the point across that I'm not gonna come running when she does this, and she's turned down her music and stopped banging things around up there so I think she's calming down.

@ursa: Sounds like a lot of effort. Would Brita water be good enough?

@Phintastic: Pretty much.

@sweatingmullets: Solid Plan B.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: All good points. It's tricky because I too am a firm believer in not indulging any sort of emotionally manipulative horseshit, but one of the reasons we have been together for almost a year now is that she pretty much never tries to play those games.

DUAN:

Great Moments In Dunk-n-Layup Failure

@Phintastic: Because they couldn't go any lower.

Going whatwise?

@Gottliebs Cards: In the true crime department, Black Mass by Lehr & O'Neill and Killing Pablo by Bowden both jump immediately to mind as great reads.

Alley fingering moves to awkward BJ under a stairwell ...

The NCAA further clarified that the end zone would be "from that rock to my jacket", that the driveway is out of bounds, and "no cleats".

KG later apologized for calling Pierce a "macular degeneration in the locker room".

I'm guessing he's some sort of "Special Advisor".

Congratulations, Mr. Tremendous.

As Dexter Manley used to say,

2 Busts, 1 Win

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Extremely well played.

"An invitation was prematurely extended to him prior to the