Actually, no. That's a common (and dangerous) misconception. The point of life isn't to reproduce, but to ensure the survival of one's genetic material. There's a huge difference, and the fact that you do not know this means you're seriously under qualified for this discussion.

If reproducing was the sole purpose of a…

So, crazy shit can happen in a week, clearly. So, guildmate who I'd been texting with? We both started talking a lot... and quite frankly, fuck it. We're gonna try a long distance relationship. It's not crazy far, I'm on the OH-PA border and he's right in NYC-area, so it's doable, at least. Even before now, he was one…

I can't wait until he finds out angry old men get zero atention from nubile young girls unless they're rich...

I'm gonna go ahead and do one better than the last comment. If this isn't some kind of ridiculous troll attempt (and I fully suspect it is), turn your damn ass into the cops right fucking now. You've stolen a baby. You are pretty much a monster.

Ok, so I strongly suspect that this is some MRA bullshit.

You guys, I'm sorry that I sound like a broken record but this is what is keeping me from breaking into a million pieces. You are my safe haven, so forgive me. This past week was the breaking point. Big Foot, who had just come back from an out of school suspension was given permanent lunch time detention. She is not…

I was planning on getting drunk tonight because fuck Valentines Day, but I woke up in excruciating stomach pain. Called into work and am now watching a Golden Girls marathon, which is the best medicine. And the actual medicine I took. I'm ok now though, but not getting my drink on tonight.

Hi all! I have missed you the last couple weeks, but since guyrootof was visiting me in CA last week instead of this one, I have spent my Valentine's Day doing my non academic job and it has been as boring as Mormon sex and the perfect distraction from the fact that guyrootof is not here to give me the Valentine's Day…

I very clearly did not say she NEEDED one. In fact, I said I think she looks great. My point was that so many women in her industry do everything they can cosmetically to look a certain way, and I wondered why she didn't. I also stated that my curiosity was mostly based on my own hatred of my own belly.

A Happy VDay to the couples out there and internet hugs/high fives to folks like myself spending it alone. (with cats)

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Seriously... what. What is this.

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

To all the kids who looked up to me, I'm truly sorry for letting you down, but I hope it's helped you learn that one bad decision can turn your dream into a nightmare.

You just showed your true understanding of how domestic violence works. It starts with emotional abuse, and wears the abuse victim's self-worth down to a point where she BELIEVES SHE DESERVES THE ABUSE. No one would stay with someone who punched them in the face on the first date.

If he shows that he's genuinely changed as a person, he could be forgiven, sure, but it's up to the person. No one has to forgive anyone for anything.

I'm genuinely astounded at the number of people upset about this lol. The entire premise of shade court largely rests on guessing at people's intentions. It's not like you're declaring Kim a gross dirty whore. Jesus... And tbh, I like Kim. Like, unironically. But considering some of the things I see these SAME…

I regret every moment of my life in which I did not like Kristen Stewart. I agree that the Twilight movies aren't her best, but damn is she good in Camp X-Ray. Not to mention that she seems like a super-chill, badass chick who doesn't take anyone's shit.

Okay fine, but I want it to play on the radio all time and have an amazing video and for everybody to learn it and for it to be available at my local karaoke bar, because I have that fast talking part towards the end DOWN.

I mean, to be fair, isn't everyone afraid Rihanna could steal their man? And their woman? And anyone anywhere on the gender spectrum?