You should learn to read.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Clearly, read the article.

Are there going to be any good QBs left in the league?

But they were FREE to say that. So, you see the complication.

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

I never understood why black conservatives/conservatives  always bring up that Republicans freed the slaves, so the fuck what? That is like saying Darth Vader did some good things in his past, yeah when he was Anakin Skywalker, not now now when he is half man/half cyborg blowing up planets.

Pretty on-brand for the Rockets not to defend anything.

That tweet was so moderate and banal. Of course China, being huge Rockets fans, couldn’t identify an offensive foul.

When a tweet comes out wrong

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

Exactly this. He’s doing this because he knows his supporters will say “He Is JuSt BeInG a StRoNg LeAdEr”.

Ah, yes, Porta Potty blue.

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

In 1965 I hitchhiked from Harpur College to Cornell to see the Rolling Stones at Barton Hall. We got there early so to kill time we went to the Cornell/Columbia football game. At halftime the Columbia band performed before the BIG RED BAND came on. Their theme was a typical Saturday night at college. I remember they…

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child.