no more fusion? don’t expect a reaction from me!

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

The problem here is that we know the unknown. It’s like when you see a young woman with a Tinder profile that says she’s 29, and already been divorced three times. At 29, I can handle one divorce. Two would be pushing it. But three? I appreciate the disclosure, but I know, I’m signing up for two years at most, and…

Annnd.... Lincoln wins decidedly. 

“The seller is asking $6,900 for the car and in what’s perhaps not the most effective sales strategy claims that the price has been set, not by the calculated value of the car, but by the need to recoup the investment—paint, mechanicals, etc.—that have been put into it.” 

No sliding doors.  Not a minivan.

I don’t think you know what a minivan is, that is not a minivan.

We had one of these at an old job for benchmarking. It’s super cool, but definitely a wagon, not a minivan.

I love how the power figure at the beginning of the article is at 500 but goes up 100hp every time it's mentioned, until peak insanity is reached at 900hp.

It is about time to shift my Elio reservation to something else.

“The 2020 Nissan Sentra Is More Than Just Your Next Rental Car”

Holy shit, an honest-to-god GM fanboy. In 2019, even. You do you, my man.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I have a neighbor with a Testarossa.

I’m just very very sad for Deadspin. That site introduced me to all of the other Kinja sites, many of which including Jalop also became favorite reads. I hope (in order):

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Many stories about the Flex:

Can’t see the picture, could you fax it to me?

Galaxie would be perfect imo

“it’s in their hands now”