Whenever I see pictures from this shitshow I am hearing the following:

You could have made up a couple names in there and I would not have questioned it. 

“An official wasn’t paying attention when there was a violation against one of our student-athletes? We get that; it happens.”

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Pfft. Arrogance and grifting are the backbone of the evangelical movement.  Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

I admire what the NCAA is doing. If they cave here, next thing you know everyone will be exploiting their mothers’ brain tumors to get a transfer.

Hi, my wife wants to know what kind of dumb phone do you use that lets you track your kids’ location?

But will it be completed on schedule?

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Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

It looks like Antoine Walker wasn't the only Celtic who overdid it with homes.