I had a 1995 Suzuki Swift. It had the mighty 4 cyl while the gutless Metro had a 3 pot. That car was amazing. It got handed down through the entire family and is still running with the Aunt and Uncle that do zero maintenance. It just keeps on chugging.

Well, okay, about eleven guys will go through a brief period of turmoil before being easily cleared of a crime that even most guilty people never get convicted for committing.

Recognize that changes in major Bureaucracy take time....

Sometimes you need to choke out your friend because he’s being an idiot. That cop should’ve hemmed his buddy up.

That’s what everyone said to the Duke Lacrosse team, or the UVA frat guys, or Conor Oberst or the Central Park Five, or.... When you’re innocent, nothing bad can happen to you. Right?

It takes one person and one false claim. That’s all.

This is not something that happened to me, but any rational person knows that some people lie to get ahead or take revenge or for some other nefarious reason. Why is it unreasonable to believe, that some women will use false claims of sexual harassment to get back at a co-worker they hate or try to eliminate the …

Have you ever worked with someone you really hated or a co-worker who hated your guts? There you have your answer.

Fuck you and your inappropriate behavior. Are you nervous?

I don’t have to do any of those thing. The mere accusation without any proof can and will have consequences for me. If your co-worker accuses you of stealing, he/she has to prove the allegation, with any forms of purported sexual harassment, that is no longere the case. HR will most likely go with the accuser, out of…

The reason you find this so ridiculous is because you will never be in a situation where a man could accuse you of any inappropriate behaviour without being laughed at, safe of you literally ripping his clothes off. You will never be accused of ‘eye raping’, making a man ‘uncomfortable’, ‘sexist’ jokes, ‘accidentally…

You’re a fucking idiot.

Nope, there a plenty of free an open societies that don’t pay the price in mass shootings that we do.

That’s actually the good news: it isn’t a “large swath”. It’s a tiny minority. They just seem like a “large swath” because they employ the exact same principles that another non-existent population, named libertarians, uses to inflate their influence: they show up anywhere and everywhere to loudly protest.

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You need a Honda Fit

Total Recall was a shitty movie. Interstellar should be on here. Predator wasn’t really science fiction—it was a solider vs. soldier movie where one soldier happens to be an alien.

Looper and AI are definitely steamers.

Would “The Thing” count too? Same year as “Blade Runner” I believe.

I’d put Dune on par with Interstellar for big hot messes that I unabashedly love, but would leave off this list in fairness to others.