That grandpa in the back has the right idea. He knows where the ladies are, and it ain’t at his bro’s weekly shuffleboard game.

For people so out of touch that they take honest offense to the title of the “For Dummies” books

Hand models hate him! See why with this one easy trick...

makes you think

he could run multiple answer-matic-mans from a single location.

So, did the robot also say: “People who purchased gloves also purchased . . .”

the black man elevator operator robot will eventually develop into the Erkuel bot and the rise of the singularity

Presumbly he is really, frighteningly ugly.

Um. That’s just an intercom dressed up to look like a human. It’s not going to satisfy any reasonable definition of “robot.”

I’m a big fan of the classics. Like Assablanca, Some Like It Cock, and Lawrence of My Labia. The Adventures of Robin’s Hood wasn’t half bad either.

I wanna watch The Dongfather Trilogy, Citizen Pain, Coitus at Tiffany’s...

My grandfather purchased a television 6 months before Seattle had a T.V. station. People packed the living room just to watch the test pattern.

Don’t be ridiculous.

Don’t forget The Wizard of Aaahs and King Dong.

Porn. Definitely porn. Probably Bone With the Wind, Tugjob Annie, or A Midcummer Night’s Cream.

makes you think

Don’t you think they should have probably guessed that earlier, based on the hammer and sickle on the Miller Lite can?

Being a communist would actually be better than having invented Miller Lite.

what about space spanking flicks?

Will you be sharing the adult selection in a different post?