to-day

That’s what she said.

This is the perfect excuse for me to drag out this gif:

Better let Oda Nobunaga know!

Having a nuke is like bringing a grenade to a knife fight. And your enemy is already standing 5 feet away.

Let’s say you get a nuke (Iran?). Great. You are in the club now. Pissing with the big dogs.

How about the spammers from 1904

Which can also be described as: Being an arse, 2014

Yea but his car runs on charisma.

WTF? Who were these humans before the existence of man?

which is why we should be pouring all our resources into steam.

Yeah, the first thing I noticed was writers at #2. C'mon, really? Who put this list together? Oh, a writer.

and that includes pissing in your suit.

I'm too sexy for my spacesuit, too sexy for my spacesuit...

My Yokosuka MXY7 Ohka just upgraded itself to model 22

I would say no. After learning how they poop in space and how the blood rushes to their heads making them some kinda hydro-cephalic versions of their Earth self, that makes them kinda gross. They also have super germs (Mega-cooties???). Admirable, intelligent, tough, yes. Sexy, no.

Definitely not as sexy as they used to be

They were sexy until I read about the astronaut who in a jealous rage drove across the country wearing a diaper.

Yesssss .. Mun or bust!

So how many people do you think reacted to that article with "I can't believe we did something this horrible to TWO Japanese cities?"