I heard of a new underground kicking you forever in the goddamn mouth til my shoe is bedazzled with your teeth scene that you should probably check out.

I'm not being hostile, I simply think you are engaging in the laziest, dullest style of cultural observation and should rip off your fingers and tongue so that no one has to ever hear or read anything you produce ever again.

Don't worry, there is still nothing more stereotypically hipsterish than having moronic opinions about what sports are acceptable for people to say they enjoy. You are secure in your position.

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This video is a metaphor for my sex life. Tremendous energy exerted. Unbearable tension in the air. The question lingers, will he succeed or won 't he? We've reached the point where it just might happen! Then...

I prefer "LeBaroning," which is covering yourself with Corinthian leather and hoping nobody notices that you leave a puddle of oily brown liquid behind anytime you stand still for at least two minutes.

Great catch. Total boner on my part.

Who says we want them fixed? This is delicious.

IMO "running a server" means understanding server software. Anyone can run apt-get install apache (or nginx, or anything else), but that's not running a server. Configuring Apache? Getting closer. Understanding Apache log files? Almost there... Fixing a broken web application with some horribly mangled .htaccess…

Personally I rather like the distinction between gay bars and straight bars. Much less confusion that way and a much larger chance for all parties involved to find someone they get along with.

you misspelled "ad."

On a list of all-time stupid fucking god awful ideas, this has to rank among the top.

Guys like this make me puke. What's up, Chuck?!?

I have a large music library. I don't and won't use a "service" like Spotify and/or Pandora. I never have, do not and never will believe in "Subscription" services, no matter who does it. I will NOT rent my music or my software. I will buy it, and use it how I please afterward. If that requires a little "creativity"…

"...could not taste anything and had stomach pain for about a month."

What an idiot! First you win the Heisman then you pop some ex.

1) Fans care that their teams have the financial flexibility they need to improve a roster. By making this deal and then cutting Bynum, the Bulls bring themselves under the luxury tax. They're now able to bring over Nikola Mirotic for more than the MLE and, assuming they amnesty Boozer, can make a run at a…

I rarely ever use Spotify, and I haven't used Pandora in years. 99% of my music is still bought and put into a good old-fashioned music player in MP3 format.

well, what doesn't work is incompetently managing your team, regardless of all else.