Balotelli was forced to amputate his feet after the newspaper shoes provided next to no circulation

I really hope that if someone breaks into my house and sees a bunch of cool gadgets and things that they'd look over the digital calendar bolted to the wall.

Considering the chemical makeup of lithium, I'd say Suarez gets a taste of his own medicine every time he breaks a sweat.

Since I had a little down time at work, here are each team's results and point tally against other Top 10 teams:

Wait, so you get flagged if you throw the ball 60 yards? Chad Pennington's career is starting to make a lot more sense now.

Ok. That's using GPS and using the cell network as an assist. Basically, your phone triangulates where it is based on what cell towers it sees to start. This typically gets you within a kilometer or so of your location, but gives the GPS time to get a "firm" signal to narrow your location down further.

The big dirty secret about Arsenal's hot start is that they've only been so-so against the rest of the Top 10.

You do realize that was written by Greg Howard, who is a die-hard Gunners fan, right?

before ozil, so i don't think it is aplicable

You should read more, write less:

I take it this Samer is a bitter Cowboys' fan.

So, what you're saying is Romo choked and the 'Boys defense as well? Probably should have made that clear.

ALSO THIS : Tony Romo has thrown an Int 7 times in 4th quarter/OT w/ his team tied or leading by 1 possession, nearly twice as many as any QB since '06. -Per ESPN

Agreed, You can pretty much assume that if the analytics data that lifehacker has, showed a decent percentage of Windows phone users that they would be including it in their articles.

you rang?

Oh, deer.

"How could I be a Nazi? One of my best teammates is Brazilian!"

We could really use blessedtocommentjohn316 right about now.

The Croatian Minister added: "In light of these unfortunate events, it is our feeling that to be placed in a Group of Death would only call more attention to the issue."

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?